When Wednesday Thinks It’s a Monday: Just Another Day in Poopydise.

March 31st, 2010 by j

Today I had a sh***y morning. Unfortunately, I mean that in the literal sense.

This morning I woke up to poop.

Now, that in itself wouldn’t be much different from most mornings, except that it wasn’t Madam Poopsalot’s fairly benign diaper-contained infant poop. It was my recently potty-trained 3 year old Muffin’s decidedly adult-like stinky poop. Thankfully he still wears a pull-up for nap and nighttime sleep. However, even with a pull-up the gross-factor remains high. Muffin’s “accident” was made even more unpleasant by the fact that he managed to get a finger in it (by accident he assured me). So, the whole crib was on immediate lock-down and scrub-down…and so was Muffin. Yuck.

With Operation Poop Scour successfully accomplished, I came downstairs to get Madam Poopsalot out of her cradle and she obliged the Baby Poop Gods by wholeheartedly obeying The First Commandment of Baby Poop:

Thou shalt poop in the first diaper just enough to necessitate a diaper change, but reserve enough to dirty the second (or third) diaper immediately thereafter.

Delightful.

Okay, so that’s about enough poop for Mommy to deal with before breakfast, right? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Madam Poopsalot disagreed.

As we were getting ready to leave the house, she obliged the Baby Poop Gods with The Second Commandment of Baby Poop:

Thou shalt hold your poop until Mom has got you dressed and strapped into your car seat and is about to go somewhere important, for which she is already running 10 mins late.

Today I was the Pooper Trooper. How absolutely delightful.

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Win It: 2010 Bumbleride Indie Stroller

March 31st, 2010 by j

I’m baaaaaaaaack! I’ve been off the grid for a few days with a cold and just busy days, in general. It’s been a chorus of sneezing around our house but we’re on the mend.

Mercedes at Common Sense With Money is giving away a Bumbleride Indie. Now, it’s no secret that I am a big fan addict of the Bumbleride Indie and here are some of the many reasons why.

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Embrace Your Inner Couponista

March 26th, 2010 by j

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They arrive stuffed in my mailbox on an almost daily basis. One coupon offers me a buy-one-get-one-free rack of ribs entree at the local BBQ place. Another one offers me 15% off a “revolutionary” new fat burning supplement (which I’ll need if I take advantage of the free rack of ribs coupon). There is even a coupon for 50% off housekeeping service (which I’ll also need to help me remove all the bags of coupon clutter from my house).

They are everywhere. These little gems that help us keep more money in our wallet, or save for that special trip to the Caribbean. However, once upon a time, even the pull of the Caribbean couldn’t get me to use coupons. I was embarrassed to use them. Even the ones you shell out $50 for, like the Entertainment book. I would always find the coupon but then get my husband to do the actual transaction, so I didn’t have to.

I was a closet Couponista.

Fortunately, I am no longer like this. Now, I proudly embrace my inner Couponista and I have gotten some really great deals because of it (we recently bought a $350 car seat for $170 after coupon stacking and it was easy peasy)! So, now I wonder why I was so stupid for so many years. Manufacturers print those coupons for a reason! They want you to buy their stuff! What’s not cool about getting a deal? That’s just savvy, right? And what’s not cool about savvy? When did “frugal” become another bad “F” word? Many couponistas and frugalists are looked down upon: “Coupons?! Recycling?! Discount designer store? How mortifying!” I know this attitude well…because I had this attitude once! I went to a highschool and university where if the tag sticking up from the back of your designer clothing had the tell-tale slash of the outlet mall, you might as well drop out and homeschool.

A couple years before I had kids, when I was working full-time and earning a great salary I recognized the error of my ways. Now with two kids, and being a SAHM, I embrace my inner frugalist even more. I think it’s important to teach my children the value of being smart with money. Of course, for the Frugalist and the Couponista it can be a slippery slope between getting a great deal on something you need or want, and getting a great deal on something you don’t really want but, “Hey it’s such a great deal, I can’t pass it up.” The recovering shopaholic in me must make a conscious effort to steer clear of that trap! Especially when it comes to cute shoes.

Mmmmmmm, cuuuuuute shooooooooes…

For those of you who are Closet Couponistas, like I once was, online shopping with a coupon is a great way to be gentle with yourself while still getting that great discount. Now, whenever I am looking to make a purchase online I google a coupon code before I push that checkout button. I almost always find one for the major stores. I am often able to save an additional 15-30% and/or get free shipping. I also sometimes shop online through the cash-back sites. Ebates and Fat Wallet are a couple of very popular cash back sites.

So there you have it! Next, I’ll share how to get over the embarrassment of buying toilet paper. Either that, or just show you where to score the motherlode of Kleenex coupons. Boy, I used to have some issues! Like I don’t poop! Thank God I’m out of my insecure twenties and so “normal” now. Okay, well, at least the thing about my twenties is true.

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The Most Powerful Food on this Planet Earth

March 25th, 2010 by DrMcCutiePants

Remember the Juiceman? He’s one of those awesome (awful?) infomercial stars, who rose to “fame” via his line of juicers, and a little help from his crazy eyebrows. I used to love his infomercial where he’d go around town forcing juice on people, and juicing some of the nastiest looking concoctions you’ve ever seen in your life. But there’s one thing he said that really stuck with me all these years:

Parsley is the second most powerful food on this planet earth.

I thought this was an incredible revelation, not only because I always kind of thought parsley was mostly a garnish, but because it suggested there was a single most powerful food, and the Juiceman knew what it was. Sadly, the Juiceman never gave the answer – not even in the manual for his juicer which I came across some years later.

I’m here to tell you the answer now.

The most powerful food on this planet earth is ice cream.

With ice cream, we can get muffin to do anything.

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Mary Poppins Was onto Something.

March 24th, 2010 by j

Poor Muffin has been having problems going poop. He potty trained like a champ but he has a bit of a shy bowel, it seems. Ever since we pulled the diapers, he will go 2-4 days without pooping, whereas he used to go once per day. We know he has to poop because he runs around like a little man possessed. I almost expect to see the infamous 360 degree head spin from the exorcist. Fortunately, it’s not that bad. Yet. However, he literally does wind-sprints in the living room.

Back and forth. Back and forth.

For like eight hours.

No, unfortunately I’m not kidding.

No amount of sitting him down on the toilet to just relax and read a book seems to work. He needs to be ready…like within-seconds-of-Mr. Poop-making-his-appearance ready. Little dude cuts it close. He hasn’t had an accident though.

Unfortunately by stopping his body from going poop, he’s making himself constipated. I’ve been trying various things to get him more regular but nothing seems to be working very well. We recently had Muffin’s 3 year well-check and so I asked his pediatrician what we can do to help him go poop more easily and more often. He suggested prunes. Already tried it – he won’t eat them. The ped also suggested more fiber. Already do it – Muffin has a lot of fiber in his diet (we should buy stock in Kashi). So, our ped then suggested Milk of Magnesia. We had not yet brought out the big guns, so last night, after a very trying day with Muffin darting everywhere like a madman, we tried it.

Now, if you’ve ever had Milk of Magnesia you will know that it tastes like chalk. So, we selected the cherry flavored one. Which tastes like cherry flavored chalk. Not very palatable for a 3 year old. Getting Muffin to eat broccoli suddenly seems like a breeze in comparison to getting him to drink 1 tsp of this crap. He took a taste and decided it was not at all the delicious treat mommy and daddy had advertised. So I thought, WWMPD? A spoonful of sugar! Hmmm, pretty good but that’s not quite right for my dear sweet picky Muffin. Maybe I should think more like Lex Luther. Aha! The kryptonite of my little Muffin Man is…ice cream. So, out came the ice cream and that business got done! A chaser of chocolate ice cream in return for a sip of cherry flavored chalk. Needless to say that Muffin is crafty and that little cup of 1 tsp of Milk of Magnesia took about 5 sips (and, of course, 5 ice cream chasers) before it was finished.

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The Very Important Business of Being Three.

March 23rd, 2010 by j

Upon waking up from his nap…

Muffin: (groggily) “Mommy, I’m a dinosaur.”
Me: “Oh, you’re a dinosaur?”

Muffin: “I’m a T-Rex!”
Me: “Oh wow! A T-Rex!”

Muffin: (very serious and softly) “Dinosaurs need kisses.”
Me: “Oh good. Because I love kissing dinosaurs.”

*Swoon*. I am so lucky and so very grateful for my children.

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Confessions of a Bumbleride Addict

March 22nd, 2010 by j

I recently recognized and admitted that I have become a Bumbleride Addict. Before I had kids, the addiction was limited to shoes. Oh, how I love cute shoes! It’s actually quite a ridiculous addiction for me to have now that I am a San Diego SAHM and I really just mostly wear flip flops…but I do enjoy gazing upon my fantastic and somewhat dusty collection of fabulous shoes. Once I had my first child, my stash expanded into baby carriers. And then, of course, there is, my much beloved stroller collection…

I do appreciate a beautiful and functional stroller. You know how a guy’s head turns when a gorgeous girl walks past? Well, that’s me with strollers. Oh yeah. I’ve practically given myself whiplash on more than one occassion, when a sweet ride has caught my eye. I’ve even gone out of my way to do a stroller “drive by” to find out the brand. I am helpless when confronted with a particularly sharp-turning swivel wheel or a blissfully easy one-handed fold. I’m a sucker for sleek lines. I am paralyzed by beautiful fabric. I am a complete basket-case over a big and accessible basket (tee hee, get it?). I swoon over an adjustable handlebar. And I am rendered positively powerless by a ride so smooth you can steer with one hand. These are just some of the many wonderful characteristics of the Adonis that is the Bumbleride.

My collection currently consists of three strollers. My favorite: The Bumbleride Indie Twin; My first: The Chicco Cortina (travel system); and My Jogger: The Bob SUS. I used to L-O-V-E my Bob but now that Bumbleride has entered my life, Bob has sadly become the proverbial red-headed step-child. For the record, lest I offend anyone, I love red-heads and I am partial to step-children, as I was one…more than once. Anyways, now I think I want a Bumbleride Indie to replace my Bob SUS stroller. I’m always surprised and somewhat impressed that families can get away with owning just one stroller, but with Bumbleride I almost get it.

I’ve received a lot of emails and questions about my Bumbleride posts, Hi My Name is J and I’m a Bumbleride Addict and Bumbleride Solves Double Stroller Dilemma. Choosing a stroller is serious business. A stroller is a vehicle for your most precious cargo and so we Moms need something that is going to be safe. Also, a stroller helps us get from point A to point B and get our seemingly endless mountain of tasks accomplished (hopefully). The Kingdom of Mom is full of enough obstacles and road-blocks; we don’t need our stroller making things more difficult, rather we need it to be super functional and help (or at least not hinder) us as we go about our daily business. Sounds like I put a hefty role on my stroller, doesn’t it? Indeed I do. Kids have a mind of their own and give us enough grief that I don’t need my stroller to be of the same beast. A stroller must be tame and help me navigate through my day without making me crazy in the head. Some strollers are so awful and so horribly annoying that I’d rather just do without and carry both kids. And my many bags of groceries. While I walk 3 miles. In the snow. And poke my eyes out. Get the picture?

Seriously though, I spend so much time with a stroller that I need to “love the one I’m with”. Fortunately, I don’t personally own any strollers that make me want to poke my eyes out but I am becoming disenchanted with my Bob SUS. There isn’t anything super wrong with it. I just fell madly in love with my Bumbleride Indie Twin and all it’s features that I didn’t know I was missing before. So, now I am looking squarely in the face of an adulterous love affair with the Bumbleride Indie. Sorry Bob. It’s not you, it’s me. I met someone else. I didn’t mean for it to happen.

Okay, so anyways, to the grit of this post. Momma’s, you asked lots of questions and I will attempt to answer them. I too was curious about the changes to the 2010 model – specifically, how the 2010 Indie differs from the 2009 (I have the 2009 Indie Twin). I did some due diligence and this is what I’ve been able to determine:

Some nice changes have been made to both the 2010 Indie and Indie Twin strollers. First, Bumbleride has brought back the bumper bar. This time, however it is a multi-purpose, adjustable bar and the cover can be removed to use it as a universal infant seat adapter bar. It can also be used to attach the snack tray fabric which is sold as a separate accessory. I’m not sure that I understand Bumbleride’s snack pack. Why is it fabric? Kind of knarly. However, people seem to love it so maybe I’m missing something? Anyways, the 2010 line also comes with a $20 price increase but this seems really minimal and reasonable to me when you consider that the bumper bar is now included (it was an optional accessory for 2009). I absolutely love that Bumbleride doesn’t make you pay extra for the infant car seat adapter (like some other companies do). They win huge points from me on that one. Another change to the 2010 model is that the handlebar adjustment mechanism has been moved to the inside of the handle to make it more ergonomically easy to adjust. Also, the peek-a-boo window on the top of the stroller canopy has been changed from plastic to UV mesh. Lastly, Bumbleride has made the canopy even larger so that it now provides an additional 9 inches of sun protection. Plus, the canopy can now fold forward more and goes all the way down to the bumper bar!

Based on these changes, Bumbleride must take their customer feedback very seriously. The newly improved 2010 line makes me swoon over the Indie even more than before.

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Win It: Isabelle Grace Jewelry

March 22nd, 2010 by j

Wear your child’s name close to your heart with an Isabelle Grace Jewelry charm necklace. Each piece is made by hand, and crafted from sterling silver, 24 carat gold and semi-precious stones. Personalization options include names, birth dates, wedding dates and inspirational messages. This beautiful, personalized jewelry is designed by artist Claudia Montez who is a mom of two young daughters and makes each piece by hand in her studio in Dartmouth, Massachusetts. Prices run from $90 – $253.

This jewelry is creating quite the buzz around Hollywood. Celebrity fans of Isabelle Grace Jewelry include Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Jennifer Garner, Tori Spelling, Camila Alves, Brooke Mueller Sheen, Penelope Ann Miller, Alison Sweeney, Britney Spears, and Katherine Heigl.

If you’d like to sport one of these charm necklaces too, visit Celebrity Baby Blog and enter. Giveaway closes on 03/28/10.

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MNO = Therapeutic Fluff = Just What I Needed

March 19th, 2010 by j

Last night, I had my monthly mom’s “book club”. Okay, so we may not actually read books, but we do talk about highly intellectual topics. And drink wine. Okay, maybe we mostly drink wine and talk about fluff. I eagerly await it’s monthly occurrence.

My favorite quote of the night: “Ohhh, that spin instructor is Sexy Ugly. You know, the male equivalent to a woman Butterface.”

Huh?!

Sexy Ugly, as in the Urban Dictionary definition:

“Someone who is not conventionally good-looking (or any kind of good-looking in some cases), but possesses an appealing personality, style, or talent, and is thus considered sexually attractive by many.”

The things I learn in “book club”! Seriously, you get a bunch of moms together without kids and the topics can be quite amusing.

And now I am just sitting here pondering what celebrities I think are sexy ugly. After all, I don’t want my newly heightened urban intellect to atrophy.

So, I guess my Sexy Ugly celeb list would have to include:

Every Twihard’s favorite chivalrous vampire, Robert Pattinson
Joaquin Phoenix
Mark Ballas (Dancing With The Stars)
Owen Wilson
Andy Sandburg (SNL)

Oh, and for sure it would have to include James McAvoy – he’s probably #1.

Who’s on your Sexy Ugly list?

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Supermodel in a Bottle.

March 17th, 2010 by j

In my quest to stop looking like a tired ragged old mom, I was recently in the market for a nice face highlighter. Something that would make me look like Megan Fox. A girl can dream, right?! Sadly I didn’t find anything quite that good out there, but I did find something that is totally awesome.

High Beam by Benefit. High Beam is an etheral pink liquid highighter that creates a radiantly dewy complexion. It’s shimmer pink formula gives of a luminescent opalescent glow that is not at all glittery. I love it. It really highlights the cheekbones in a very natural way. I give it my highest rating: ‘Absolutely Delightful’! It’s awesome. I’m so in love with it, I might just marry it.

I have to say though, I’m not crazy about the nail polish like packaging. Not because it isn’t functional; more because I have a bit of an aversion to putting nail polish on my face. However, the product itself is nothing like nail polish and the sheer fabulousness of High Beam more than makes up for the packaging.

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