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	<title>Absolutely Delightful</title>
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		<title>Dad Tip: The Worst Job in the World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not what you think &#8211; even if I did consider parenting to be the worst job in the world (I don&#8217;t), I would never be so stupid as to admit so in a public forum. But I have been job hunting recently. Muffin knows that, and keeps suggesting I get a new job so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2011/09/30/dad-tip-the-worst-job-in-the-world/</link>
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		<title>In Loving Memory of My Grip On Sanity.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning Muffin was decidedly not absolutely delightful. Every step of our morning was a battle. I was already feeling weary by 8:30am, when we got in the car to go to baseball camp, where I was absolutely delighted to unload him. Things were better after I turned on the car radio to drown out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2011/08/03/in-loving-memory-of-my-grip-on-sanity/</link>
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		<title>My Son, The Fashion Guru</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If this isn&#8217;t a clear illustration of fashion genius, I don&#8217;t know what is. Typically I choose the daily dress for my little Muffin Man, but clearly I should be letting his inner fashionista shine through. For this delightful ensemble, he whipped off his pants, turned his shirt backwards, put on mommy&#8217;s boots and&#8230;wham! Fashion [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2011/07/29/my-son-the-fashion-guru/</link>
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		<title>The Diaper Genie: An exercise in Over-Promise &amp; Under-Deliver</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ge·nie (jee-nee) noun 1. A servant who appears by magic and fulfils a person&#8217;s wishes. Diaper Genie. The name is somewhat misleading, is it not? No Genie pops out of it and miraculously saves you from changing that 4th poopie diaper of the hour. Nor does a Genie pop out and enchant your screaming-red-in-the-face baby [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2011/07/19/the-diaper-genie-an-exercise-in-over-promise-under-deliver/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Official.  I&#8217;m Faster Than a Snail.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was in highschool, though I was fit, I could hardly run two (slow) laps around the field without getting chest pains and keeling over. I have always wanted to be a runner but never took steps to attain the goal beyond verbally stating it. When I was in my late 20&#8242;s I set [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2011/07/04/its-official-im-faster-than-a-snail/</link>
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		<title>To Infinity and Beyond Takes On New Meaning.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t written in a long time. It seems that a busy life with kids got in the way of my blog about busy life with kids! What could bring me out of this blogging sabbatical? Unfortunate straw placement, of course. Note the straw placement. Note the look on Buzz Lightyear&#8217;s face. Note where one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2011/06/06/to-infinity-and-beyond-takes-on-new-meaning/</link>
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		<title>A Little Less Donk in my Badonkadonk.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d love to have Kelly Ripa&#8217;s slim hips and torso. She&#8217;s had three (three!) children, is in her 40&#8242;s, and she looks amazing! Well, aside from her penis-button. What is up with that belly-button anyways?! Is an alien trying to escape from her belly? I digress &#8211; it&#8217;s just that the penis-button is so disturbingly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/08/13/a-little-less-donk-in-my-badonkadonk/</link>
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		<title>The Mother(s) of Invention</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A friend recently confided in me that she was once caught without napkins or wipes during a particularly horrific toddler-made juice spill in her car and the only thing she had on her were super absorbent tampons. So she used them to soak up the juice off of the leather seats in her car! That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/08/11/the-mothers-of-invention/</link>
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		<title>Gisele Bundchen Thinks Breastfeeding Should Be &#8216;Worldwide Law&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has again created a backlash by her recent comments on motherhood and child rearing. If you are a mother of a newborn baby, and not breastfeeding, Gisele thinks that you should be imprisoned immediately and forced to hand your baby over to the nearest wet nurse. Or something like that. Bundchen reportedly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/08/04/gisele-bundchen-thinks-breastfeeding-should-be-worldwide-law/</link>
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		<title>Crotch-Pad Hijinks Deepen Love For Bumbleride. Can Absolutely Nothing Pull Us Apart?!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Back in March I courageously admitted that I was a Bumbleride addict and professed my love and decided to leave Bob (that&#8217;s &#8220;Bob&#8221; of the stroller-variety). Well, this weekend something happened and I thought our torrid love affair may be over. For months I have been somewhat annoyed by the fact that the &#8220;crotch-pad&#8221; (for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/08/03/crotch-pad-hijinks-deepen-love-for-bumbleride-can-absolutely-nothing-pull-us-apart/</link>
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