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	<title>Absolutely Delightful</title>
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		<title>The Tao of Poop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Muffin (holding his baby sister): &#8220;Madam Poopsalot will be my friend when she grows up.&#8221; Madam Poopsalot: &#8220;Tooooooooooot!&#8221; Muffin (very serious): &#8220;That&#8217;s okay. She can poop on me.&#8221; Now that is dedication and enlightenment! I am so proud.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/07/28/the-tao-of-poop/</link>
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		<title>Beware The Big Boy Bed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have I mentioned yet that I plan to keep Muffin in his crib until he&#8217;s ready to leave home? Sound a bit much? Well, those who know Muffin know well that he&#8217;s my Energizer Bunny and will go to amazing lengths to stay awake and keep the party going. At 3 years old, all of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/07/20/beware-the-big-boy-bed/</link>
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		<title>Giveaway: OneThingToday is To-Do List Kryptonite!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is your to-do list a bloated scary monster? Mine is. Before I had children, I used to pride myself on how very efficient I was. Now, with two small children I feel like I am constantly crazy busy, yet never get anything done! How is this possible?! Small children require a lot of hands-on, interactive [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/06/30/giveaway-onethingtoday-is-to-do-list-kryptonite/</link>
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		<title>Dad Tip: Popcorn Smells</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a special time of day in every parent&#8217;s life. It&#8217;s the time of day after the kids go to bed, and before the parent goes to bed. Sometimes it&#8217;s a time for tasks and chores, but if you&#8217;re lucky it&#8217;s a time for relaxation, talking to your spouse without constant interruption, and maybe [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/06/29/dad-tip-popcorn-smells/</link>
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		<title>Sometimes I Really Would Rather Have My Teeth Drilled.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 2:47am and I&#8217;m up with the baby screaming (the baby, not me). I&#8217;ve fed her 3 times and tried every single thing I can think of to help her. Cuddled her, took her temperature, looked for finger, toe, nose, ear, tourniquets. Nothing. She doesn&#8217;t even want to nurse. She is just tired and frustrated [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/06/26/sometimes-i-really-would-rather-have-my-teeth-drilled/</link>
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		<title>Monster Nightlight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From a mile away, I can see that this is not a good idea. At least not for a 3 year old. The purpose of a nightlight for kids is to help them not be afraid of the dark. Isn&#8217;t it? Right? I&#8217;m right, aren&#8217;t I? Who would think pairing a monster and a nightlight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/06/20/monster-nightlight/</link>
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		<title>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I know&#8230;that was last month. Sadly I&#8217;m a month behind. Recently my part-time PAID consulting has increased and between that and my full-time real job(s) of milk-bag, drool-wiper, nose-wiper, bum-wiper, tear-wiper, human snot rag, dishwasher, maid, nurse, personal food taster, personal dresser, personal shopper, personal assistant, personal groomer, counsellor, motivational coach, and cheerleader&#8230;the blog [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/06/13/happy-mothers-day/</link>
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		<title>And Now, Time for a Little Bathroom Improv Theatre.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m pleased with how clearly Muffin speaks for a just-turned- 3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It’s always fully cranked. Oh joy. There have been several embarrassing times that I’ve wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a not-so-audible voice, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/04/24/and-now-time-for-a-little-bathroom-improv-theatre/</link>
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		<title>Hey Darwin, Where&#8217;s My Third Arm?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I could have dinner with any famous dead person, it would be Charles Darwin. Without a doubt. On behalf of all mothers everywhere, I want to know why the hell we haven&#8217;t grown a third arm yet? And when the hell are we going to?! Our species, Insanus Multitaskus is waiting. Come on, Evolution [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/04/13/hey-darwin-wheres-my-third-arm/</link>
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		<title>Easter: Earthquakes &amp; Bunny Roadkill</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh, another crazy week. Easter really took it out of me. I ambitiously decided to make these Martha Stewart Lemon Tassies as well as these cute Easter cupcakes for a (kids) dinner party we were going to on Sunday. They came out beautifully, but man am I ever slow at baking now that I have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.absolutelydelightful.com/2010/04/08/easter-earthquakes-bunny-roadkill/</link>
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