ge·nie (jee-nee)
noun
1. A servant who appears by magic and fulfils a person’s wishes.
Diaper Genie. The name is somewhat misleading, is it not? No Genie pops out of it and miraculously saves you from changing that 4th poopie diaper of the hour. Nor does a Genie pop out and enchant your screaming-red-in-the-face baby into a quietly-cooing-smiling-absolutelydelightful cherub. No. What you do have is a huge pile of crap sitting in the corner of the room. A giant feces sausage waiting to be emptied every week. So, in addition to being the Laundry Fairy, I guess I’ve also become the Diaper Genie. Joy.
