Remember the Juiceman? He’s one of those awesome (awful?) infomercial stars, who rose to “fame” via his line of juicers, and a little help from his crazy eyebrows. I used to love his infomercial where he’d go around town forcing juice on people, and juicing some of the nastiest looking concoctions you’ve ever seen in your life. But there’s one thing he said that really stuck with me all these years:
Parsley is the second most powerful food on this planet earth.
I thought this was an incredible revelation, not only because I always kind of thought parsley was mostly a garnish, but because it suggested there was a single most powerful food, and the Juiceman knew what it was. Sadly, the Juiceman never gave the answer – not even in the manual for his juicer which I came across some years later.
I’m here to tell you the answer now.
The most powerful food on this planet earth is ice cream.
With ice cream, we can get muffin to do anything.
